These are the $99 officially licensed shoes made to look like the Nike power-laces Marty McFly wears in Back to the Future II. Except they're not Nike, and they don't cost thousands of dollars like the ones Nike actually made and auctioned off a couple years ago. I'm half tempted to get a pair. They're made and sold exclusively by HalloweenCostumes.com, who should send me a pair for bringing them to your attention. Then do you know what the only thing I'll be missing is? "A hoverboard?" Shit, I was gonna say socks. You always come up with such good answers. You should be on a game show. "Jeopardy?" No, that Japanese one where they hammer you in the nuts if you answer a question wrong.
Keep going for several more shots and a video of that Japanese show where they hammer you in the nuts if you answer a question wrong.
Thanks Halloweencostumes.com, now let me know where to send my address.