I Need That: A Box Of 2,400 Krispy Kreme Donuts

September 19, 2014


To celebrate their new donut delivery services (WAIT -- WHAT?!) in the U.K. (dammit!) Krispy Kreme baked up a special double hundred dozen box of their original glazed donuts. That's 2,400 donuts. And apparently one lucky company is going to win all these donuts, although hopefully sooner than later because the half-life of a donut is like 8 hours. One time I ate a 4-day old donut from Dunkin' Donuts. Never again. Fine, I'd do it again, but I'd have to be just as hungover and the box would still have to be mostly closed like when I dug it out of the trash last time.

Keep going for one more shot.


Thanks to me, for being progressive enough to admit I've incorporated donuts into sex play in the bedroom before.

  • Jonathan Gendron

    Feeding time for Paula Deen?

  • Luka Mlinar

    Krispy Kreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme, 2012

  • Marco

    That's awesome!!!

  • Zed68

    Looks extremely photoshopped...

  • WhiteEagle2

    So are the ones on the bottom complete flat?

  • Guest

    to what is the sexytime doughnut a sign of progressing into?

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  • The_Wretched

    I would guess he'll get into jelly filled or cream filled doughnaughts next.Maybe a little sprinkle play.

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