As proof that you can never get a burger that looks even remotely like the one in the ads, these are several pictures of Burger King Japan's all-black burgers spotted in the wild. As you can see, they look like shit. Which is a shame too, because of all the countries I'd believe would try to make a burger live up to it's expectations, it's Japan. Now I don't know what to believe in anymore. Except ghosts, I'll always believe in ghosts. And shopping for bargains.
Keep going for several more shots of the opposite of truth in advertising.
Thanks to Allan A, who still wants one. One? I want four double-doubles animal style.