Don't Try This At Home: Man Chugs Bottle Of Jack Daniels In 13-Seconds

September 8, 2014


This is a video of ready-to-die Will Williams chugging a fifth of Jack Daniels in 13-seconds. You should not try this at home. Or a friend's home. Or in a nearby parking lot like Will is in the video. Nice Mumford & Sons shirt, by the way. You like that 'I Will Wait' song a lot? That's very hardcore of you.

"We were appalled at the video because it depicts very irresponsible and dangerous behavior," Jack Daniel's spokesman Phil Lynch told the Daily News.

"Many people don't realize that kind of consumption could be very harmful to people and could kill them in certain circumstances."

Wait -- many people don't realized that chugging an entire bottle of liquor could be harmful? How do people not know that? Are these the same people that are into butt-chugging? I bet these are the same people that are into butt-chugging. You know, maybe alcohol just isn't for you.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Greg, BEASMO and S, who agree if you want to try the same thing, use apple juice.

  • BeastmanAIDS

    Hey look at me I can handle shit loads of booze - what's that? My organs are still under the same horrific workload as a lightweight? YOLO

    In all seriousness this is a real good way to end up dead sooner rather than later no matter how hard you are. Unless you're Beastman in which case you just open your ass up like a keg - two men, in bed, his face is getting red...

  • Bad Habit

    This is a video of someone committing suicide.

    Seriously! Someone under 300 lbs. drinking that much alcohol at once [and not puking immediately after] is receiving a fatal dose.

    If he do not puke, then he was at the hospital an hour or so later receiving blood transfusions..... assuming he survived at all.

  • Michael Eichel

    He didn't die from that, but if he keeps it up his life expectancy is severely limited!

  • Wtb video of the next 24 hours....

  • Damon Sherman

    in all fairness, John Belushi did that in animal house.

  • Jenness

    Well if your real life role model is an actor in Animal House ...let's hope he doesn't end up the same as the actor did.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I'm pretty far out of the loop in terms of what cool kids or lame kids who want to be cool are doing but what the hell is with the dirty mustache/beard combo? Why is it so popular? This guy looks like the greasiest slob on the planet but it looks like he's trying to look like a greasy slob.

    On an unrelated note, I can maybe down a shot or so in 13 seconds. If you want me to do it without puking everywhere, it'll have to be diluted with something that doesn't taste like puke-death.

  • Jenness

    I thought the same thing, when did it become cool to be a filthy alcohol who was broke? I miss the 80's, when the hideously unattractive alcoholics had to be filthy rich and at least amusing as they learned life lessons like Dudley Moore in Arthur.

  • $18889437

    Not saying he didn't do it... but couldn't that easily be iced tea for all we know?

  • Fontane

    The video shows him breaking the seal.

  • Drew Kilkenny

    Impressive... but this guy #shoenice22 is unexplainable he slams everything... go to youtube and watch some of his vids

  • King POTUS

    He's Irish, I'm sure he can handle it.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    I guess someone who over-drink in a short time would just puke and pass out or pass out and puke. Something that doesn't happen if the alcohol was inserted in the ass.

    And seems like people have been stupid enough for doing in in the ass too...

  • Mark

    Have you not heard of Shoenice on YouTube? I think he did this stunt a while back. He chugs every liquor out there.

  • David A.B.

    ...and his friend was dumb enough sober to record it in portrait...

  • Proteon

    If I was 13 and had never drank a drop of booze I'd think this was awesome

  • Leland_Gaunt

    He then went on to bare-knuckle-box a bear, captain a ship down the Danube, and find himself a whore. Dumb motherf@$#ker.

  • Tyguy

    I'm not impressed by stupidity.

  • TyDurd

    All things considered, the straw-vent was a good idea.

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