This is the Pixel Waffle Maker, a waffle maker with a 9 x 9 pixel silicon tray that allows you to push individual pixels in and out to create custom waffle designs. Obviously, the designs you can make in a 9 x 9 tray are pretty limited, but that's not going to stop me from trying to make every variation of an 8-bit penis I can think of. Cooking for the family? Use the pixels to make each kid's initials so you know who finished their breakfast and deserves dessert and who doesn't. "Who eats dessert after breakfast?" People who aren't afraid to live a little, that's who.
Keep going for a shot of the whole waffle maker, go HERE to help pick a suitable price for when it hits the market.
Thanks again to E V I L A R E S, who, for two tips in a row, gets free brunch on me this weekend (airfare here not included).