Cat Trained To Use Human Toilet Still Not Very Good At It

September 18, 2014

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This is a video of Edner the all white cat trying to use a human toilet. Because what proud cat owner doesn't want footage of their feline companion dropping a deuce in a crapper? The only problem is, Edner sucks at it and shits right on the floor. Then jumps down and smells it, then tries to cover it with imaginary litter. Probably not the video the owner was hoping for. The one I was praying for, absolutely. So, the next time somebody asks you if you can teach an old dog new tricks, you can tell them you've seen a cat shit on the floor trying to crap in a human toilet. Then tap your head and say, "Think about it," before walking away. That night over dinner, they'll tell their family they met the smartest person in the world today.

Keep going for nine seconds of whatever, I've done that before.

Thanks to PYY, who has a friend that trained her cat to use a human toilet but it purposefully leaves turds dangling from the seat because cats are inherently evil.

  • Adam Blanshard

    hah you can tell by its body language (and subsequent miss) that the poor thing was struggling to squeeze that monster out

  • S.M. Archer

    Cats - Hellspawn from the deepest depths of hell, placed here on Earth to lazily mock everything they lay their beady little eyes on. I've never met anyone actually happier with their life because they own a cat. They're usually the type people with inherent need to please, because that's all owning a cat is. Doing whatever its little evil heart wants.

  • GillianLife

    funniest thing.

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  • RobG

    Plop!

  • Slasha Slim

    I think the cat is named Ender, like Ender's Game.

  • just1nw

    Is it just me or does that seem like a massive turd for a cat? I've had half a dozen cats in my life but I don't ever remember scooping up behemoth turds like that...

  • catallergy

    When you train them to use the toilet like a human they end up taking human size shits.

  • Guest

    When you’re a druid, you learn to never anthropomorphize anything without a good reason. This is why.

  • archer923

    Buy a potty trainer for the cat. It would fit it better.

  • steve holt

    Reason #5897 why I don't own a cat. Hilarious, GW, you have a gift for taking a mundane viral video and writing something freaking hilarious about it. I'm going to try the "Think about it" maneuver in different contexts today.

  • Kevin

    That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. I've been replaying it over and over again. I just keep laughing harder and harder each time.

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