Just in time for fall comes this Star Wars Landspeeder pool float. As awesome as it is, it costs $200, which is entirely too expensive for something that's gonna get popped by a lightsaber when my friends and I are playing Jedi vs. Sith warriors in and around the pool. Also, what's up with those sandals and shoes in the picture? Where the hell did their owners go? You don't think...oh no -- they're Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru's, aren't they?!
Thanks to Clint, who doesn't need $200 pool floats because he already has a shit-ton of fun noodles.