Jack Cooksey was Perth, Australia's first person to get his grubby little mitts on the new iPhone 6. So what did he do? Accidentally drop the thing on the concrete trying to open the box during a television interview. Thankfully, the phone survived unscathed. No word if Jack is unemployed or if the company he works for understood his need to camp out for a new phone, although I have my suspicions.
Keep going for the video interview.
Thanks to Ian, who agrees we're mere hours away from a f***ton of Youtube videos of people destroying the new iPhone in every way possible. Yipee.