Burger King Japan's Black Bun & Cheese Cheeseburger

September 11, 2014

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Not to be outdone by European fast food chain Quick's Darth Vader themed black-bun burger, Burger King Japan has just announced a burger with black buns, black sauce and black CHEESE. Apparently the patty contains black pepper, the buns and cheese are blackened with bamboo charcoal, and the onion and garlic sauce contains squid ink. I'd try it. I just had a cheeseburger last night but it was not black. It was tan and brown and yellow and red and green. It was like eating a rainbow. "Like Skittles?" Absolutely nothing like Skittles, it was a f***ing cheeseburger. Do your parents even know you're on the internet? Also, you know how some kids refuse to eat foods that are a certain color? Well I know some adults that are still that way. They're really hard to stay friends with.

Keep going for several more shots of the black burgers.

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Thanks to rob the jerk, Christina and tabby, who agree it's only a matter of time before scientists develop clear burgers like Crystal Pepsi.

  • Meanwhile, BP's kicking themselves for not turning the oil spill into a "black food fad" for the States.

  • NO.

  • Jenness

    Great, another thing I can be called a racist for having no desire to try.

  • Guest

    it should be made with black chicken meat and it should give you gas "silent and deadly. like a ninja" also it should be mcdonalds

  • Panzimar

    Ju-on fries with that?

  • Dimitri

    If anyone has tried Bamboo Charcoal Peanuts (its like crack addicting), then this will be tasty AF.

  • MustacheHam

    Better if they used meat from the Ayam Cemani Chicken.
    It just makes better sense... Just sayin'

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    And black tomatoes http://youtu.be/J6DqoFkqfag

  • JimmyJam

    In related news, police in Ferguson have already shot 3 of these burgers.

  • BrotherGee

    Go headbutt a steak knife!

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  • WhatMeWorry

    Well, if they didn't violate the law, they wouldn't have been shot.

  • Because anyone who violates the law deserves to be shot? I didn't think Judge Dredd was a real thing.

  • zin

    The law of balanced diets?

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