Anti Internet-Censorship Group Selling Vladimir Putin And Kim Jong-un Cat Scratching Posts

September 18, 2014

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These are the Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong-un cat scratching posts sold by The Pussycat Riot, an advocacy group of cats against cyber censorship created by the folks at HideMyAss.com, which provides virtual private network services for online anonymity. And as cool as either one would be to have, they cost £4,500 (~$7,400) apiece, making it far cheaper to print out a picture of Putin or Jong-un's face from the internet and tape it to an existing cat post. Thankfully, they also sell £3 (~$5) litter boxes with the faces of various internet censorship friendly world leaders printed on the bottom so your cats can shit all over them. All money will be donated to charity. ALLEGEDLY. It's easy to say you're GOING TO donate money to charity, it's a lot harder to actually DO it. "We're going to -- we want to stop internet censorship." And not just line your own pockets with money? "Correct." Seriously?! "YES." Okay I'm still waiting for you to wink at me.

Keep going for shots of the Kim Jong-un one.

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Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who, for three tips in one day, gets a pizza party.

  • Obama

    Could I use this cat scratching posts like Vodoo Doll ?
    It's for... err... An experience ?

  • Joey Svitek

    I like how both cats are saying "what the fuck is this?"

  • evilares

    Hells yeah, Pizza

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    At least Kim looks like it is tied, Putin looks like it will get out and kill you at night.

  • Guest

    hes not tied, they're made of string and thats just how he stands...apparently putin stands like hes in a drunken brawl

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    I wrote "looks like" I don't really think he comes to life but can't move because he is tied.

  • Panzimar

    Great, a couple more weird things for the room the cat will ignore as it casually saunters over to the tropical plants.

  • Clampity

    "What about the camellias? Won't somebody please think of the camellias?!" D:

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