A Visual Guide To Pop Culture Doctors' Trustability

September 3, 2014


This is 'Should You Trust That Doctor?,' a chart developed by College Humor's Shea Strauss that shows whether or not you can rely on a particular doctor. But, despite being advertised as 'A Definitive Ranking Of Every Pop Culture Doctor Ever', Dr. House is surprisingly absent (as someone in the comments pointed out). So are all the original Ghostbusters, Dr. Moreau, Dr. Frankenstein, Dr. Frasier Crane, and Dr. Nick and Dr. Hibbert from The Simpsons. Plus a million more. It's amazing there's an actual Wikipedia page specifically about fictional doctors. They also failed to include my doctor. He gives me mantras to repeat to myself instead of medicine. He's says, "Repeat this to yourself fives times a day and call me in a week." Then I call him in a week and he's like, "So -- how's it going?" and I'm all, well, the bone is still sticking out of the skin and it's starting to smell. I'm sorry doc, but I think I need a second opinion.

Thanks to Chaz, who agrees me you should never trust a doctor with a hacksaw for an arm. They always seem too eager to amputate.

  • Fercho

    I trust Dr. Pepper. It is totally honest with the fact that, sooner or later, will give me diabetes. No lies.

  • goliath

    I love how Dr. Zoidberg is slightly above the trustworthiness of Dr. Phil. I wouldn't trust a single word that comes out of that old windbag. Dr. Phil, that is.

  • davewire

    Why is Doctor Octopus so far down the axis for running far away? I demand that the Superior Spider-Man be raised to a higher status for life-saving trustworthiness than these cretinous quacks!

  • Mister Cerberus

    I would trust Doctor Venture with my life long before I trusted Zoidberg

  • SmokeyBehr

    Dr. Venture's degree is in Super Science, not medicine; but I'd still trust him before Dr. Zoidberg.

  • Mitch Harper

    No McCoy?

  • Raul Alonso Marquez

    Dr Dre should be a the bottom, he's a rap artist, bullets are prone to fly arounf him, so run from him.

  • Woah, woah, woah.... dr pep should at least be neutral to the left....

  • Raul Alonso Marquez


  • Sean Lally

    Dr. Spacemen, paging Dr. Spacemen...

  • The_Wretched

    I'm sorry, Dr.Who is a better bet for life protection then Dr.Huxtable.


    Not really. If your his companion, you'll last longer but everyone else that meets him has a very good chance that they'll die. No one died on the Cosby Show. Some of the women might be missing a couple hours here and there, but they didn't die.

  • eyesocketlife

    Dr. Evil went to evil medical school, so he definitely possesses a professional doctorate in medical studies.

  • davewire

    Evil medical studies!

  • Mutaz Gazzaz

    you would not trust J.D with your life??!!

  • Jaffa

    From left to right Dr. Seuss, Doctor Evil, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Doc Brown, Doctor Octopus and Dr. Hannibal Lecter all need to switch sides of the M.D. line. Also I'd definitely argue Dr. Horrible and Dr. Mario both seriously need to be more trusted.

  • Emmakin

    where are the doctors from M*A*S*H?

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    You can trust with your life on Zoidberg in most of the cases. The only exception is in the unfortunate cases when you happen to be a human.

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