Zombie Apocalypse Ready Mountain Bike/Motorcycle

August 6, 2014


This is the Motoped Survival Bike Black Ops Edition. It's the perfect vehicle for getting around during the zombie apocalypse. I mean, provided you can't score a tank. Or a hot air balloon. Or a boat. If you're in the woods hunting zombies though, it's perfect. If you're in the woods masturbating, well, hopefully you're a bear.

The Motoped Survival Bike has a custom frame and gas tank, a rear rack and a gas can. Optional accessories include multitools, ropes, an axe and even a crossbow.

I would argue that the crossbow is not an OPTIONAL accessory, that is a MUST HAVE accessory. Cool Motoped Survival Bike, bro -- but where's your crossbow? "I didn't get it." Wow, you're f***ing dumb and I hope you're the first to die when the zombies come. *pointing* Whoa, what's that?! "What's what?!" *brains with shovel* Haha, later sucker! BROOM BROOM.

Keep going for more shots.





Thanks to OU, who is busy building a network of ziplines in the woods for getting around silently after the zombie apocalypse has started. Smart thinking.

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