This is a portrait-mode video *smack!* of a bear wandering through a New Jersey neighborhood on two feet. Presumably to trick people into thinking it's human. Nothing to see here folks, I'm just gonna look through your garbage like a normal person. Nice try, bear, but I happen to know there are only two people in the world that hairy and neither one lives in New Jersey. "It's Tony Soprano." IT'S NOT TONY SOPRANO.
Keep going for the eerie video.
Thanks to Kristina and E V I L A R E S, who agree it's only a matter of time before bears are driving cars.