Well Hello There!: A Homemade Raptor Bicycle

August 11, 2014

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This is the raptor bicycle (technically a tricycle) built by Norwegian artist Markus Moestue. I would ride that. I would ride that ALL NIGHT LONG. Not in the street though, it doesn't have a bike light. Could you imagine getting rear-ended by that thing? HEAVEN. I got the shivers just thinking about it. Look -- look at my nips. They're like the size of Canadian dimes right now. Man, I love it when they're this size, I bet they could cut glass. *tears shirt off, rubs chest on nearest window* Okaaaaay, so apparently they're actually using that conference room today.

Keep going for a bunch more shots.

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Thanks to Baconduck, arguably the most delicious duck ever.

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