Weapons Everywhere: Hiding Guns In Plain Sight

August 21, 2014


Because nobody needs their friends accidentally shooting each other because you left your gun out on the kitchen counter, Tactical Walls builds inconspicuous gun safes so you can hide your weapons in plain sight, where they're readily available. The safes use special magnetic keys to unlock though, so you're going to need to have that handy if shit hits the fan. Still beats fumbling with a combination lock. Dammit, I can't never remember if I'm supposed to spin right or left first. Depending on the model of Tactical Wall you order, your guns are either placed in foam padding, or stuck directly to the rear magnetic wall. Me? I keep my gun where it belongs -- in my pants. "You're talking about your penis, aren't you?" You're damn right I am. As far as I know I'm the only one in history who's ever showed up to a gun fight packing nothing but a boner and still won.

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Thanks to Derek P and Flimflam, who keep knives taped under every surface of their homes. Me too, except snacks.

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  • GreyMatter

    In my 45 years...I've never been in a situation that required the use of a gun. But if I lived in America then yes...I'd buy a gun!

  • zin

    I want one stuffed with dildos. Best threat deterrent there is.

    You keep knives taped under your snacks? "Chew on THIS!"

  • ShartInYourJacuzzi

    Now gun people can be just as gay as the pot smoking people when it comes to finding cute little places to hide their hobby.

  • Andyman7714

    Are the sunglasses for cutting down the glare from an atomic blast?

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    My favourite thing is that the shelf is about 6 inches thick at the wall. Not suspicious at all...

  • Hayley Prychun Rodgers

    Actually, it's not suspicious. I had 5 shelves in my house that were here when I moved in that where this thick and nothing but plain shelves (We broke them down into firewood)

  • zin

    Gotta admit, man with gun is intimidating, sunglasses with gun is pants-pooping.

  • dougfunnay

    sunglasses can be intimidating because you cant see where the person is looking
    kinda not that intimidating if they are pointing exactly where they are looking (at least not any more than having a gun pointed at you in the first place)

  • Yes, that or reality.

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