Truth In Advertising: Booze Bottles With Realistic Names

August 20, 2014


This is a small series of booze bottles piss-poorly Photoshopped to offer more truth in advertising. For the record, I would still drink all of them, regardless of the consequences. As a matter of fact, just last night I drank four pints of Complain About Your Coworkers To The Bartender and six shots of Wake Up In The Middle Of The Night With Diarrhea. And you know what? I'll probably do the exact same tonight. Plus maybe a Let Me Tell You What's Wrong With The Government if they're on happy hour special.

Thanks to Adam L, who told me he once drank eight Lose Your Wallet And House Keys in a single night. Heck yeah, you follow those up with a double Sleep On The Porch?

  • Samantha Wilson

    Ive never thrown up on jager

  • Where is Absinth, the green fairy?

  • Christoffer Jeppesen

    I never regret dancing on tables!

  • adffdas

    ...well yeah. if you drink like a newbie highschooler instead of socially.

  • Guest

    would still drink "vomit everywhere". if the (persistent rumor of) raw deerblood in the recipe didn't stop us... (and why is sugar supposedly so bad?)

  • dougfunnay

    try it with some ginger ale and bit of lemon peel
    thanks me later

  • "Pass the Courvoisier!"
    Pour moi, mes amis, une "crying alone" on the rocks!

  • *hickup

  • *hickup*

  • Sooper

    Bah, I've never come even close to blacking out on Fireball.

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