These are the $20 Jay Disco Biscuits Posable Cookie Cutters. You can snap different arms and legs onto the torso for different shaped cookies. "There's no penis attachment." That's the first thing I noticed too. They don't just work with gingerbread cookies though, they work for all kinds of cookies. INCLUDING PIE CAKE COOKIES. "What's a pie cake cookie?" I dunno, I just invented them, but in my mind they're glorious. You ever had a cookie so good you cried eating it? They're like that.
Hit the jump for a couple more shots of the possibilities.
Thanks to lilco, who agrees the best cookies are always baked by grandma.