Robot Draws Its Creator's Picture Using His Blood As Ink

August 21, 2014


In things that shouldn't exist news, this is 'Ghost In The Machine,' a robot programmed by artist Ted Lawson to draw a life-size picture of himself using his own blood as ink. Obviously, there are a million things wrong with this. I'm surprised it didn't bleed him dry (which he probably deserved). Also, why the hell are you going to purposefully feed a robot blood? Now they know what it tastes like and probably like it. It's like the first jerk who decided to feed zombies brains. You know what they ate before that? Shit. And not like, they wanna kill you and eat their way through your butthole, they were totally fine picking turds off the floor. Zombies were a lot less scary back then.

Keep going for a video of the portrait in progress. If you're needle squeamish though skip the part from 0:23 - 0:30. I passed out. Or just skip to 1:40 to see the finished product, including a possible penis.

Thanks to Jess, who agrees there has to be something police can charge this man with, even if it's just self endangerment.

  • Ui Neil Sandys

    I hate any blood draws. But if you are going to draw blood, at least it still resembles who you are when it has been taken from you. ~ Signed squeamish and impressed. I'll use a blood bag to make sure i never give more than a pint. You really scared me dude. But after seeing the brush marker i realized you might live through, so a wonderful idea as long as you aren't going to die from it, measure it out in advance next time.

  • Tz

    Truth: Printer Ink is more expensive than human blood

  • disqus_z2C8rFghV7

    La La La "Let me take a Selfie" , "does this blood make me look fat?"

  • Looks like a "Dave"

    I'm just gonna say, "Ick!" then move on with my life.
    But, I think if that was displayed in a public place someone could claim that since it's human blood it's a biohazard, and then the health department would send Hazmat agents dressed in moon suits to take that thing to an incinerator. (just sayin')

  • there was so much potential in this project ;-;

  • TheQiwiMan

    Seems like an awful lot of work just so he can show people his ding dong...

  • The_Wretched

    In 100 years someone will claim that the person imaged is jesus.

  • Louis Cayle McKernan

    I design things in cad software and print them out using a 3d printer.... Some practical designs others are artistic. Art is a forum of expression. Welcome to the digital age, new tools of expression.... Still art.

  • Bigmek

    Sorry, but it's a selfie. If a selfie constitutes as art, every teenager should get a liberal arts schoolarship

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    A large percentage of arts greatest masterworks are selfies by that definition. Its the method and materials that make the difference.

  • Luka Mlinar

    Saddam Hussein had a Qur'an written using his blood. Just sayin'

  • YourMom

    Use a pen, Sideshow Bob.

  • Sebastien Michael Mansfield

    Nice penis.

  • Micheal Reeve

    If the final product is a nude picture of him, done in his own blood, there are levels of narcissism that crosses into levels that should have him dealt with.

  • DeathBotGamma

    I've seen Artwork that's done in blood and some of its beautiful. This is someone who used a program to do the work.

  • Brandon

    I take it you only use your bare hands and charcoal to make your stuff then?
    Sarcasm disclaimer: if you think the means with which you create art can disqualify your work from being considered art, you are doing life wrong.

  • zin

    There is only one thing wrong with this. & that is the fact that this is being touted as art.

  • TheOtakuX

    How is it not art?

  • zin

    It's printing a photograph, basically.

  • Michael Knight

    ink is pretty expensive, but i didn't think it had gotten that bad...

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