Quality Time: Reading On The Crapper, An Infographic

August 6, 2014


Note: This isn't the whole graphic, hit the jump to see the whole thing. Bonus points for reading it on the can.

This is an infographic about reading on the shitter. I find it hard to believe only 75% of Americans have used their cell phone in the bathroom. Apparently 25% of Americans are f***ing liars. 30 minutes is the average time spent in the bathroom? That is not enough. Between crying in the shower and near constant diarrhea I am in there at LEAST three hours a day. I like how the top choice for reading material for males is "erotic magazines". Because, dammit, that was a solid dump and you deserve a boner. Also, please don't ever answer a call when you're on the can. That's disrespectful. UNLESS it's a telemarketer and you plan on giving them a play-by-play of your bowel movement, in which case go for it.

Hit the jump for the whole thing.


Thanks to Clara, who writes songs in the bathroom. Me too!

  • Shittinonthetoilet

    I exclusively read your shitty reposts from reddit and kotaku on the toilet, where I have nothing better to do GW.

  • dougfunnay

    dude who is spending a half hour a day in the bathroom?
    if it takes you more than a couple minutes to drop a duece you need to see a doctor

  • zin

    Solid dumps give me boners

  • Mike Freeman

    what a shitty infographic.

  • Kaizer Chief

    What, no comment about all the turd hairdos on the poster?!

  • MustacheHam

    Complemented with devious expressions.
    I do not know how to feel about that. :|

  • Downside : Digital devices Do not double as toilet paper

  • The first thing I think of when someone says "Oh yeahhhh, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet" is "Huh. You were taking a poo while on your phone."

    I don't think they'd be telling so many people if they knew everyone (or at least "me") was thinking this.

  • captain kringle

    lies, all lies

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