Priest Receiving Texts From Demon He Failed To Exorcise

August 15, 2014


Seen here looking suspiciously like a sadder, older Hoggle from Labyrinth, Polish priest Marian Rajchel claims he's started receiving text messages from the demon he failed to exorcise from a young woman. No word if the demon is just taking advantage of Marian's pay-per-text plan.

Father Rajchel claims that the devil and his followers were not shy about using modern technology but that in many cases their actions were not identified as being the work of evil.

'Often the owners of mobile phones are not even aware that they are being used like this. However, in this case it is clear.'

One of the text messages, the Austrian Times reported, read: 'She will not come out of this hell. She's mine. Anyone who prays for her will die.'

He replied, and was then sent another message in return: 'Shut up, preacher. You cannot save yourself. Idiot. You pathetic old preacher.'

Anybody who prays for her will die? Everybody dies, demon. Now if you had said 'Anybody who prays for her will die IMMEDIATELY.' Now that -- that is a threat I'd be willing to test. What is this, a chain letter? Also, is this priest saying that a lot of the nasty text messages I get are actually from people possessed by evil spirits? Because that's a relief, I just thought all my friends were @$$holes. Still, you know what the craziest thing about this whole story is? "We're supposed to believe Polish people can use cell phones?" You said it, not me.

Thanks to Megh, who is convinced it would be kinda cool to have a demon text-pal.

  • Luka Mlinar

    And here i though it was another pedophile story.

  • dingusthemonique

    ITT: Priest gets trolled. Blames it on demons.

  • zin

    This sounds like a classic case of the sufferer showing how s/he acts from behind a digital wall as opposed to personally. Either that or just trollollollolol lollollol lollollooooool

    Or the devil is in the priest.

  • Alexa King

    I get those, too. Mine is named, "Sallie Mae."

  • Sashman1234 .

    In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire

  • JJtoob

    It's a good thing blocking numbers these days is easy. No more demon texts!

  • Ollie Williams

    Yeah, because it'd take the police about half a day to trace the texts and figure out who sent them. It's hard to believe in the year 2014 people are this stupid.

  • of course it is by people who are posessed by a demon, the demon doesn`t pay the bills

  • YipYap

    I think I dated this demon once.

  • Monkey_Magus


  • lol!!!

  • Jason Christopher

    Right. It couldn't possibly be someone else with a cell phone texting you. It's OBVIOUSLY a demon.

  • you can easily spot them- they use emoticons

  • zin


  • the demon only wants to promote his twitterfeed

  • Andrew Newton

    Preacher's response to the demon's text "K, lol. In Jesus' name I SMH."

  • Bling Nye

    "tits or gtfo"

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