I Demand One: Texas Brewery Offering 99-Packs Of Beer

August 28, 2014


This is the 99-pack of Peacemaker beer available from Austin Beerworks. It's seven feet long, weighs 82-pounds, costs $99, and has 99 beers inside. For reference, that's about a dollar a beer. "No, that's EXACTLY a dollar a beer." OH COOL, YOU'RE GOOD AT MATH, WAY TO BRAG. I do not have a fridge large enough to hold this case. If I need to buy 99 beers at once, I'll do it the way God Intended: in a keg. Have I ever told you I have a kegerator in my bedroom? Well if I did, I was lying. I've only DREAMED of having a kegerator in my bedroom. Plus a lady. Such cool dreams.

Keep going for a video about how the monster case came to be.

Thanks to matthew and Lindby, who took one down, passed it around, 98 cans of beer in the case. 98 cans of beer in the case, 98 cans of beer, take one down, I snatch it and chug it, HAHA, I'm gonna do it to the rest of them too!

  • D114

    99 bottles of beer on the wall...

  • YipYap

    Lucky for me I'm going to be in Austin this weekend and I have exactly $107.17 in my pocket...

  • MustacheHam

    ...Is it weird that the box also looks like a giant cigarette?


  • zin

    Ammo pack for the gatling-beer-gun.

  • Bling Nye

    Actually, it's more than $1 a beer, because of sales tax, 8.25% = $107.17 total.

    So it's more like about $1.08 per beer.

  • WANT.

  • Cy-Kill

    5% alcohol....yaaaaayyyy...-.-

  • James Deniz Varan

    This makes me FIRSTY

  • Conrado Parra

    First and funny?!
    Holy shit...is this the real life?!

  • What have Sex in a Canoe and american Beer in common?

  • They re both f...in close to water!

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