Good Lord: Woman Eats 72-Ounce (4.5-Lb) Steak In 3-Min

August 8, 2014


This is a video of 125-pound competitive eater Molly Schuyler devouring a 72-ounce (4.5-pound) steak in under 3-minutes, beating the previous record by almost four minutes. Molly also holds the record for eating the Texas King (a 72-ounce steak plus bread roll with butter, baked potato, ranch beans, shrimp cocktail, and salad) in under five minutes (and then does another, finishing both meals in 14-minutes 57-seconds!) She is a beast. For reference, I ate 2.2-pounds of steak once in thirty minutes then puked for an additional ten. I'm not sure if that's some kind of record or not, but in my mind it is. Plus I did the same thing with a whole apple pie once.

Keep going for this video, plus the 2x Texas King challenge, and 9-pounds of cottage cheese in under two minutes.

Thanks to King of all Geeks, who plans on setting the record for a 45-pound steak.

  • Jordan Doll

    Anyone else hard as a diamond right now?

  • zin

    Only to protect myself.

  • nick

    she would make the scariest zombie..

  • Shawn Bibby

    My mom would not approve

  • putomadre

    If this chick was a zombie holy fucking shit. She would devour all of us in a week.

  • Guest

    Girl doesn't chew....wonder where she learned to do that. heh

  • More post like this, GW. This is the future of the internet. No sarcasm, I love this shit.

  • Conor Ghame

    I gotta a piece of meat she can swallow heh heh heh

  • zin

    I agree... it has to be said eventually. Thanks for bursting the bubble.
    That said, I don't think these are skills you want to take into bed. All the crumbs & torn flesh...

  • Guest

    "'vore" is an entire disturbing fettish. On the mild end there are disturbing cartoons about swallowing monsters or whatnot, the extreme end there was a dude in germany sold his penis to be chewed off and eaten or something(he died and got stuck in a freezer for steaks i think, whole thing was recording so consent was proven but it didn't really help the other dude)

  • Richelle Howes

    She doesn't even CHEW IT! Just swallows it down like its nothing, how the hell?! If I don't chew my bite of steaks properly I damn near choke to death on it haha.

  • MorningPanda

    I'm sickened, but curious.

  • Joe Ferschke

    We should send these people to the 3rd world, and have them compete in front of swollen-bellied children just to rub in how great we are. AMERICA FUCK YEAH

  • ProphetFlume

    I'm sure there's a way to make a game out of something like that. Price Is Right with food: guess how much food costs, then watch this person eat it! But if you guess right you get to go to the dining section and eat as much of it as you can in 30 seconds!

  • James Sterlington

    I wonder how bad it hurts for her to poop. i ate two 1 pound ribeyes in two days and didn't poop for days, and when I did, i never wanted to poop again

  • zin

    Anus Dentata solves this issue.

  • Palpable Ovaltine

    Probably pretty bad. She isn't even really chewing for god's sake.

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