These are the Tricera Hi-Tops from Archaix Laboratories. They're currently only a Kickstarter project but with enough stolen credit card numbers I plan to make them a reality. $88 gets a pair of any children's size, and $99 any adult size up to a men's 13. Plus they're Velcro closure -- no more dealing with annoying laces! "Spoken like a man who never learned to tie his shoes." Whatever, I can tie shoes. See? "Those are knots." I prefer to think I just tied them so good I have to sleep in them.
Keep going for their Kickstarter video.
Thanks to zelover, who is holding out for pterodactyl high tops with wings. CAW, CAW!