Damn Mother Nature, Calm Down: Massive Grouper Eats 4-Foot Shark In One Bite

August 21, 2014


This is a pretty poor quality video (I dunno, maybe next time get somebody else to hold the camera if you've got the fishing rod) of a Goliath grouper (which can grow to 10-feet and 790-pounds) eating a 4-foot black-tip shark in a single bite. For reference, it probably would have taken me hundreds of bites and at least two bottles of tartar sauce. Honestly, I was hoping an even BIGGER fish was going to come and eat the grouper. Then an even bigger fish would eat that fish, all the way up until a giant space fish swallowed earth whole and I didn't ever have to work again, the end.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks Ryan L, who has allegedly made out with a real life mermaid before. NOBODY LIKES A BRAGGART, RYAN.

  • zin

    I vote giant space fish for president.

  • Forblat

    Boy, I really needed the first 20 seconds of that video where they drop the camera in the water and clean it off. Thrilling stuff.

  • captaindash

    I hope someone holds the fisherman by the cheek so he can't get away while some shark comes up and eats him in one bite. I'll be the filmed and I'll be laughing for sure.

  • Ell Bobin

    Needs Qui-Gon to pop up n tell them 'There's always a bigger fish'

  • Delakando

    They should have had a speargun with a tethered spear and just shot the grouper too. It would have technically been spear fishing.

  • steve holt

    awesome! then oven roast the whole thing, Turducken style. shark stuffed grouper. Shooper? Grark?

  • zin

    GroupShark. Sharper.

  • there is no such thing as a good gopro video

  • Mario Rosales

    jesus the sound of a camera droping into water is possibly the worst iv ever heard!

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