Damn Mother Nature, Calm Down: Massive Grouper Eats 4-Foot Shark In One Bite

August 21, 2014

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This is a pretty poor quality video (I dunno, maybe next time get somebody else to hold the camera if you've got the fishing rod) of a Goliath grouper (which can grow to 10-feet and 790-pounds) eating a 4-foot black-tip shark in a single bite. For reference, it probably would have taken me hundreds of bites and at least two bottles of tartar sauce. Honestly, I was hoping an even BIGGER fish was going to come and eat the grouper. Then an even bigger fish would eat that fish, all the way up until a giant space fish swallowed earth whole and I didn't ever have to work again, the end.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks Ryan L, who has allegedly made out with a real life mermaid before. NOBODY LIKES A BRAGGART, RYAN.

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