Caffeine Is Coming: Mug w/ Direwolf Head At The Bottom

August 19, 2014


This is the $15 Game of Thrones Stark Direwolf Sculpted Mug. It holds 12-ounces of coffee and booze, has "WINTER IS COMING" printed on the side and a 3D gray direwolf head in the bottom. Will it be enough to scare away whoever's been sneaking laxatives into my coffee every morning? I hope so. "Nobody's been sneaking laxatives into your coffee, you just eat like shit and drink all the time and get diarrhea." Ouch. I'm not gonna lie, I liked it better my way.

Thanks to lilco, who agrees the best coffee mugs are the ones with a pet's face printed on the side.

  • Jingo Rex

    cannot stir with want

  • Dennis

    It's the GRIM!

  • Anon the Mouse

    These kind of mugs are a giant pain in the ass to clean if you don't rinse them immediately; and let's face it, no one does. Plus half your coffee space is taken up by a pointless wolf head. Why not make the wolf into the handle somehow. Then at least other people will see it.

  • Carissa Lynn van Raak

    I love Game of Thrones.. but that dire wolf is taking up a significant amount of coffee space. I do not approve.

  • Ollie Williams

    Not that I blame George R. R. Martin for copiously whoring out his book series, but this just looks impractical at best.

  • zin

    A proper GoT mug would be made of swords.

  • GreyMatter

    The best prank coffee cup I've owned had a cockroach at the bottom of it...the looks on peoples faces as they spat the coffee out was hilarious!

    That cup is going to be a pain to stir!

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