Blackmail Material: Dad Secretly Films Daughter Going On Ridiculous Selfie Extravaganza In Back Of Car

August 26, 2014


Note: Portrait mode video but I'll let it slide this time for the sake of not blowing dude's cover.

This is a video of father Rod Beckham candidly filming his teenage daughter in the middle of a full-blown selfie extravaganza in the back of the car. Wait -- is she even wearing a seatbelt? Kids these days, I swear. You know when the last time I took a selfie was? Never -- I've never taken a selfie. And if you ever see a picture of me that looks like a selfie, it's not, somebody else took it. Probably without my permission. You seen that slightly NSFW picture of the chick taking a vagina selfie on the beach? This craze has gone too far. If you don't have a friend to take your picture, you shouldn't be taking it. It's called narcissism, and you need to get over it. You know what happened in the ancient Greek story of Narcissus? "He spotted his reflection in a pond and became so obsessed with his own beauty he stayed there till he died." MASTURBATING. He died masturbating to himself. That how you wanna go?

Keep going for the video, but it's painful.

Thanks to BBQ, who informed me the key to taking a good selfie is holding the camera slightly above your face and shooting downward. The more you know.

  • Tiffany

    She looks like Ruffnut/Tuffnut in "How to Train Your Pet Dragon". (Second Photo)

  • Zewks

    Jim Carrey aint got nothin on her.

  • xortrox

    So I'm marked as spam... thanks a lot...

  • Luciano

    She could play her if they ever did a live action movie...

  • Guest

    she could play Jay if he wasnt already so goddam good at it....

    .... boooooong!

  • The _Kaner

    'special' indeed.....

  • Looks like a "Dave"

    Why is she in the middle seat, where he can easily video her over his shoulder? Why does she glance at HIS camera, twice, and not tell him to stop? I think she's in on it. haha

  • zin

    Spending time with dad is really boring.

  • Shaun9lives

    Everyone's hating (like you've never made goofy faces in front of a mirror before). Am I the only one who finds it kind of adorable?

  • MustacheHam

    Some folks seem to expect average kids to be dull and dry like a monotone bureaucrat or a 7-11 turkey sandwich (makes up by adding packets of mustard and nuking it...seems to be the only non-fried item when picking up something after forgetting to make lunch for that day. It's not bad with a bag of pretzeelsss...but tries not to forget preparing a dignified lunch consider some folks judge you for getting 7-11 food in the office. I respond with "why do you care if I like Arazona tea with this dry sandwich slathered in condiments, if you don't like this we can settle this at the gym's boxing room").

  • Dano

    Another fine citizen to strengthen the nation of Idiocracy. What a self-absorbed little twat.

  • o0THX11380o

    Narcissist extravaganza.

  • Sebastien Michael Mansfield

    " My daughter is handicapped, but it doesnt stop her from posting selfies. " Should be the title.

  • n11

    And this is only a small bit from their 5 hour session right?

  • JJtoob

    I always figure some of my friend's friends on FB or IG do this based on their pictures. At least those girls were showing more skin. Yes, I'm an asshole, but a horny asshole lol.

  • Jason Christopher

    I hate this generation.

  • aint seen nothin yet

    Me too... and i am this generation

  • aint seen nothin yet

    are we sure she doesnt ride the short bus? or this is a break-out a-la Cuckoos Nest?

  • Xandraelle

    It would have been better if he had told her at the end that he caught it all on tape...... her reaction would have been nice to see.

  • iofo61

    She'd be a perfect match for Star Wars kid. Except he's probably in his 30's by now. But, whatever, time machine, blah, blah.

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