What An All-Star: Little Girl Somehow Performs A Loopty-Loop In Rotating Carnival Funhouse

July 30, 2014


This is a portrait-mode video (come on, lady -- you've had that phone for years!) of a teensy little girl somehow managing to hold on to the rotating barrel at the exit of a carnival funhouse and perform a loopty loop. How the hell did she do that? Was she squeezing it with her legs? Regardless, if the ringleader catches wind of this I've got the feeling somebody has a bright future as this carnival's next strongwoman. Me? I'm going to get a pair of fake tits and become the bearded lady. I'll kiss you for a nickel!

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to BBQ, who would have gone for two full rotations. Then a cotton candy and funnel cake.

  • Jeffery Dodds

    Not bad parenting. My parents said "come back for lunch" or "when it gets dark" when I was a kid. Kids are tough. Fear is ripe these days.

  • mecartistr√≥nico

    Yeah, she kind of looks like the baby who got carried away by the eagle...

  • Mo Alexander

    Cute vid, but we are creating a culture of irresponsible parents who are too busy trying to 'get the shot' rather than be on alert, in case their child cracks their skull open...

  • John Whatmeworry

    I remember when something like this happened to my kid. Couldn't stop laughing all the way to the emergency room.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    Jimmy Kimmel? I think there's a good chance he's behind it.

  • zin

    Future gymnast/breakdancer right there.
    I have $10 on a male trying to do that & getting his genitals squashed in the mechanism.

  • many anuses were damaged during the posting and commenting of this video.

  • Jenness

    I call bad parenting. Put down the phone and help your kid lady!

  • Joe Ferschke

    This has an air of bullshit.

  • Guest

    Quite convenient that when she supposedly goes up and over, the camera pans to the ground. Also, this video is about 45 seconds longer than it needs to be. I call bullshit.

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