Well Designed Superhero 'Serum' Cologne Bottles

July 9, 2014


This is a series of conceptual superhero 'serum' cologne bottles rendered by Charlotte, North Carolina based digital design firm Animink. Which one would you wear? I would wear Hulk's Rage, because that's what I like to do. I am a RAGER. You know the guy screaming at the counter at Subway? That's me. I'm kidding, I do not eat fresh. Nine-tenths of my meals come from microwavable boxes in the freezer. My doctor says I should have been dead years ago, yet here I am. It's like he's never had an immortal wizard for a patient before. "Well if you're so immortal, why do you even go to the doctor?" Boner pills. I'm like 600 years old, bro, even spells only go so far. Speaking of -- have I ever told you about the time I accidentally turned my penis into a frog? No witch wanted to touch it -- I didn't have sex for like, 200 years.

Keep going for seven more.








Thanks Animink, if I ever need any digital design work done I'll keep you in mind. Oooooor do it myself with magic.


  • Lu Cho

    the first one should be called "no parents"

  • (sniffs his armpit)

    "The Scent of Superman!"

  • TheIronFistOfDeath

    A couple superhero themed colognes already exist: https://www.jadsinternation...

    The Avengers set is actually pretty legit too.

  • Brandon

    I'd buy a few for the bottle alone.

  • ODwanKenObi

    I would buy the Rage one.

  • asdfasdfasdf

    anybody else get hijacked or "a message from our sponcors"?

  • Grob

    the last one looks like the dragon dildo i ordered onli...found in my dads bedside drawer

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  • Matthew Anderson

    Maybe she should stop blowing (oooh!) all her money on dragon dildos?!

  • Matthew Anderson


  • Virgil Grin

    alot these days

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