Vagina Exerciser Rewards A Hard Workout With Vibrations

July 10, 2014


Seen here looking suspiciously like a hand grenade, the kGoal is a piece of smartphone compatible vaginal fitness equipment meant to strengthen your pelvic floor muscles with Kegel exercises. It ranks how hard you squeeze it on a scale from 1 - 10, and the harder you squeeze the more intense vibrations you're rewarded with. Both the bulb that goes inside the vagina and the handle that rests on your exterior lady parts have vibrating motors in them, so you are going to feel VERY NICE. Have you ever orgasmed during a workout before? I have not. Although I did orgasm once at the table of a fancy restaurant.

kGoal is a smart Kegel trainer and functions as both an exercise tool and a performance monitoring and guidance system. It measures the force exerted by squeezing your pelvic floor muscles and can communicate that information back to you via a phone and/or the device itself. Using the device and corresponding app is like having a personalized gym, physical therapist, and tracking system by your side whenever you want.

That actually sounds pretty awesome. Unfortunately, I don't have a vagina. Although... "Don't put it in your butt, GW." You know me so well. Speaking of sexual health, I wish somebody made some decent penis exercise equipment for men. But noooooo, I have to risk getting kicked out of the gym for trying to hang as many 45-lb barbell plates as I can on my wiener. I've done three before. I don't pitch tents, I erect skyscrapers.

Keep going for another shot and the Kickstarter video (project is already funded, you can get one when they're manufactured later this year starting at $125).


Thanks to Josh, who said very nice things to me in his message and now I'm embarrassed.

  • Jennamatic3000

    As Sterling Archer reminded everyone, men can benefit from Kegel exercises, too. The stronger your pelvic floor muscles the less likely you are to have problems like incontinence or erectile dysfunction when you're older (though both have multiple causes), and it can increase endurance and make orgasms more intense.

  • Wilf Smith

    "...the number one problem I have with women is compliance..." - Liz Miracle

    made me laugh

  • Luka Mlinar

    Well the Asian chick is reading of card so she was payed but the other chick seems invested in the project. Can't shake away the shame how much the both try :D

  • Looks like a "Dave"

    Ladie's, you want a vagina exerciser? I got yer vagina exerciser. I gots yer vagina exerciser right here... ;)

  • Brainiac113

    Is the resemblance to a hand grenade intentional or accidental?

  • Well, at least its put where i use to explode.

  • Chelsea Roush

    If you really want to exercise your manly bits, get a string and some paperclips. Gently loop the string around the top part of your dingleberry stick and attach a paperclip on the end of the string. Raise it up and down. Come on, pansy! Ten more push ups!
    Keep adding paperclips with more practice, but do this slowly. You wouldn't want to pull your most important muscle.

  • I use towels

  • Josh

    nah I don't need that I can move my "muscle" (it's not a muscle) vertically. I still wonder why my exs' are all impress I can move my penis by itself. O_O

  • MagikMurlok

    But the penis has no muscles? It's just tubes of blood and nerves.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Actually the penis is anchored to the pelvic floor muscles so sticking it to your butt would actually serve as exercise for men too.

  • asdfasdfasdf

    the heart keeps you alive. how is this not an important muscle?

  • MagikMurlok

    She was not talking about doing anything to your heart if you had read it.

  • asdfasdfasdf

    its what pumps blood and blood inflates the penis, and I was replying to you not whoever "she" refers to.

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