Two Birds With One Stone: Wine That Tastes Like Coffee

July 2, 2014


Friends Fun Wine (sounds like a great name to market to kids) are coffee flavored wines with about as much alcohol as a moderate beer. They come in a can. Your mom will love them. Unfortunately, they don't contain any caffeine. They screwed that up. Looks like I'll be sticking to Four Loco after all. Two cans of that shit and I'm f***ing crazy. "How so?" What did you just say to me?! I'LL CUT YOU. My God I've got a pounding headache.

Thanks to PYY, who agrees the best wine is wine flavored and the best coffee is a frozen drink with whipped cream on top and a caramel drizzle.

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