Time Waster: Star Trek Enterprise In-Browser Maze Game

July 2, 2014


Pixeltrek is an in-browser maze game in which you play as Data trying to navigate all the decks of USS Enterprise. This screenshot is from me trying to spy on some blue alien in the shitter off the main bridge. It's a great time-waster, and since it's a holiday weekend coming up, I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume you're not working. Well, I mean I KNOW you're not working right now because you're reading Geekologie. Unless your boss asked you to do research on becoming a world-class badass, in which case you came to the right place. Now, do you own any nunchucks?

Thanks to Bantron and LupusYonderboy, who just blew a hole in the side of the ship and called themselves winners.

  • GW, where are you?! Did the evil robots get you?

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    I think he have been their pawn for some time already.

  • Conrado Parra

    wonder if GW died in a firework related accident...

  • Xandraelle

    He has been gone a while

  • zin

    Maybe he was sucked into this game? Someone check it for any crew members that look hairy, smelly, with wet pants, giant dong, possibly wearing a dinosaur costume?

  • cock stain

    Some guys personal project that he's barely done any work on yet he still makes a website for it and it gets a post on Geekologie.

  • it actually is nice to walk around the enterprise

  • Andrew Newton

    See, and these people are not assholes who have to make it into a $1 app store download.

  • Zachary Zarko

    There is less than 10 minutes' worth of stuff to see - just a few crew quarters, a storage room, an armory, the turbolift, environmental section, some Jeffrie's tubes, life pods, the ship's bridge, a crew bathroom, and the captain's ready room. I want to see the engineering section, transporter room, medical bay, 10 Forward, the casino, the holodeck, botanic garden, shuttle bay, etc.

  • Forblat

    Per the main page:
    Work in progress - Pixeltrek is not done yet :-)

    Send them that list!

  • Zachary Zarko

    My point is that Pixeltrek is not a "great time waster" as the article claims.

  • Maze yes, but this is not a game.

  • It would be awesome, would it be a game a la "maniac manson ".

  • picards restroom is where he puts his captains log.

  • GreyMatter

    If you go across the hall then turn left...you can watch a guy pee if you're that way inclined.

  • TheDR

    I heard Star Dates are good for the bowels.

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