That's Too Long: Woman Has Sex Toy Removed From Vagina After Ten Years

July 29, 2014

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Picture related: looks like she forgot something.

A 38-year old Scottish woman recently had a five-inch vibrator (possibly just a dildo, but five inches seems sad for a dildo) removed from her vagina after forgetting it was in there after a drunken night of kinking ten years prior. For reference, that is 9 years, 364 days and 23 hours entirely too long to have a vibrator in your vagina.

The woman came to the Aberdeen Royal Infirmary after she had been experiencing symptoms including fatigue, incontinence and severe weight loss, and after performing an X-Ray, doctors found a five inch sex toy lodged up in her lady parts, protruding into her bladder. It was then that the woman recalled a sexual encounter from ten entire years ago in which she and a partner had been using it and couldn't remember removing it.

Listen, I'll be the first to admit I don't know anything about vaginas (in my mind they're like kangaroo pouches), but I can't help but feel like you should know if there's a five-inch sex toy still inside of you. But who knows, maybe vaginas are more like butts than I imagined (I jammed my wallet up there for safekeeping one night and forgot about it for a week).

Thanks to lilco, who agrees if you're going to leave anything in your vagina for a decade, it better give you superpowers.

  • What the what!?!? I just read this to my housemate and she also just went WTF!? Sorry but 5inches is quite large to be inside your womb and I'm pretty sure if you had sex again, you'd feel something poking something else right? Was this woman obese? I can't imagine a skinny woman not noticing 5inches of dildo swimming inside her womb....

  • G-man

    Please don't say womb it sounds dirty.

  • You need to grow up son.

  • Guest

    obese seems like it would restrict vaginal floppiness. skinny girls can stretch themselves out more thoroughly. same with eating contests and stomachs.

    also she probably took offense and bitched all over any guy who mentioned her inside bits were pointy and jabbing him. so I assume if anything she was boney as fuck otherwise that doesn't make sense. like crack skinny.

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