These are PaleoBarefoot's $265 PRONATIV chainmaille running shoes. They're supposed to feel like running barefoot (except you can allegedly walk on LEGO blocks without any pain). It's not the first time I've posted PaleoBarefoot's chainmaille shoes before (previous post here), these are just the latest model and I figured some of you might not remember seeing the other ones. Hell, I barely remember them and I'm the one who posted them. I guess we can't all be elephants. Which I'm actually fine with -- those giant bastards have it rough. If you could be any animal what would you be? "A pistol shrimp!" You're f***ing weird. Just kidding, that's a great answer, I'm just jealous I didn't think of it first.
Keep going for a couple more shots and an 11-minute video. Also, feel free to leave a comment letting me know you'd really be a teenage mutant ninja turtle.
Thanks to me, for being the bravest knight in the kingdom. I would totally do battle with you too if my armor wasn't currently out being polished.