Samurai Darth Vader And Storm Trooper Costumes

July 22, 2014


These are the Samurai Darth Vader and Storm Trooper costumes available for pre-order from Costume Craze ($188 HERE and HERE). That's a little expensive for what I usually spend on my Halloween costume. "What do you usually spend on your Halloween costume?" One trip to the dollar store. "So just a couple dollars?" Not even, I just take all the empty cardboard boxes from their loading dock out back. I've been a cardboard robot the last three years in a row. "That must be hard for you." I want to kill myself all night. This year I'm not even going to cut eye holes and just let traffic do its thing.

Thanks to King Of All Geeks, who scoffs at your peasant geekdom and demands you harvest Bitcoins for his excellency.

  • Palpable Ovaltine

    A for the concept, C- for the execution.

  • Bling Nye

    Obi-Wan Shinobi

  • MustacheHam

    This is an interesting idea.
    but, it also instantly makes me remember Samurai Pizza Cats. <:D

  • ben

    "are shit" was missing from the title there

  • zin

    Don't be so hard on yourself GW, Halloween itself is no longer so much about the scary costumes & trick-or-treat, as it is about the sexy cosplay.
    This halloween, grab a (dinosaur) bikini & maybe paint a cardboard tube black to use as a censor bar for your ween.

  • Even odder that GW, who is robotloathing, dresses up as one of them.
    Help, my interactive r2d2 tries to kill me, GW!

  • Totally bodacious.

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