Ready My X-Wing For Battle!: Galactic Empire Forces Invade German Airport

July 7, 2014


This is a video of Galactic Empire forces taking over the Frankfurt Airport in Germany. No word if Germany forged an alliance with the Empire or if the airport was taken by force. I suspect the worse. "Which is?" Germany has always been a secret part of the Galactic Empire. "Nooooooooooo!" Calm down, Luke, I've got this. "What are you gonna do?" The same thing you did. "Make out with my sister?" Please, if I'm making out with anyone it's gonna be Doctor Solo. "Doctor?" I bought a stethoscope and we're going to role-play.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to carey, who refuses to fly until all Galactic forces have left earth.

  • Dr. Perry Cox

    After looking at this, how can people possibly take any UFO videos seriously anymore?

    Cool video though.

  • Proctor

    Fuck, when did this happen? Why wasn't it on the news?

  • Elak Swindell

    Now that was perfectly done. Excellent lighting on everything made them blend in to the real location. Great job. :) I love AT-ATs, but they are so freakin' slow! LOL You could easily outrun that thing.

  • Bubbubsky

    This is so obviously fake because a ship the size of a Star Destroyer would never be terrestrial. It would have to stay in outer space.

  • zin


  • Michael Knight

    your comment looks shopped.
    i can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

  • Andyman7714

    Hmmm...I thought their shuttles went faster than that.

  • baal

    They are being careful at low altitude and fear of shock from gravity waves. When you pilot the shuttles you can learn these things.

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