Questionable 'Sexy' Dinosaur Costume Dress For Ladies

July 9, 2014


This is the $70 Sexy Dinosaur Costume available from Yandy. It's perfect for the woman who wants to look like a woman in a ridiculous shiny dinosaur costume. Now I know you probably thought I would be into this, but come on, even I've got my limits. The arm proportions are all wrong and the hood looks like a catfish trying to eat her head from behind. There is no way I could pretend a woman wearing this was an actual dinosaur. And that tail -- it's like you just mix-and-matched three different species to make the costume. I'm sorry, but there's just no bigger turn-off than a woman who doesn't even know what kind of dinosaur she's supposed to be.

Thanks to Katie, who agrees a two-person Brachiosaurus costume (think horse costume but a dinosaur) would be the real hotness.

  • zin

    Outdated. Where are the feathers?

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    She can dress like a dinosaur.
    I'll dress like a meteor.
    We'll do a little role playing and things will get hot.

    I mean, literally. Things will get hot.

    I'll set the bedroom on fire and she'll go extinct.
    Then I'll find everyone she ever knew and loved and set them on fire. They'll go extinct, too.

    Oh yeah...sounds sexy.

  • Michael Knight

    take one smokin hot model + scraps of anything = halloween costume

    (the only problem is that most women don't look this good in said 'costume')

  • Gracie

    Yes- the problem is that women don't look good in them, not that there are sexualized versions of every costume marketed just for women with very few high quality non-sexy alternatives. Hm. Problem solved everyone- lets go home and I'll put on my sexy coffee-machine costume and pour us all a sexy mocha on the girl dressed like a sexy kitchen counter. I hope the girl dressed as a sexy trashcan doesn't get jealous. She's been out of sorts since the sexy birdbath girl started coming over to do sexy scrapbooking with us.


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  • Luka Mlinar

    No getting around GW's Dinosaur/Zelda fetish.

  • Tyrannosaurus Sex

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Nailed it.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Tailed it.*

  • i would do her in a miniature version of tokyo.

  • and i sure want to press her "start" button:

  • Abraham

    I just came a little. Just saying.

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