North Korea Made It To World Cup Final, Presumably Won

July 15, 2014


UPDATE: Presumably satire. FAKE HAIR, DON'T CARE. Pubic hair, do care -- especially if it's in my fast food.

This is a North Korean news report claiming the country made it to the World Cup final against Portugal (because why not lie about everything) after defeating Japan 7-0, the US 4-0 and China 2-0 in the group stage. I can only assume there was a news report after claiming North Korea won the cup. Plus has a base on Mars, has cured every kind of cancer, and invented toilet paper that never leaves butt crumbs no matter how vigorous you wipe.

Keep going for the subtitled video.

Thanks to Rhydonal, who is a fair and just ruler and would never lie to his subjects.

Previous Post
Next Post