Lion Cub Gets Head Stuck Up Dead Buffalo's Ass

July 7, 2014


A lion cub feasting on the carcass of a dead buffalo at the Kruger National Park in South Africa managed to get his head trapped in the animal's butthole, presumably while going after the really good meat. He tries to free himself for almost five minutes before growing too weak and just laying there, possibly unconscious. Apparently there was enough oxygen in the animal's keister for the cub to survive though, because the cameraman said they returned the next day and the rest of the lion pride had eaten around the buffalo's butthole and freed the cub. Hopefully, Simba learned his lesson. "Which is?" Always save the anus for dessert.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Andreas, who prefers to start feasting at the head of the buffalo and work back.

  • chris jennings

    rectum? damn near killed im

  • iamn0one


  • Started from the bottom now we here.

  • baal

    Look, when I warned you that it eats you starting with your bottom, I wasn't kidding.

  • Mr. K

    If I had a nickel for every time this happened to me...

  • o0THX11380o

    Clearly, god exists....

  • cliffhanger

  • MustacheHam

    This is a good example of how curiosity killed the cat. >:3

  • Hate to be a pessimist, but that story from the cameraman sounds made up. Crazy way to go, but I guess letting the one that suffocates in a dead animals asshole die... probably improves the gene pool significantly.

  • zin

    Interesting method of post-mortem vengeance.
    If I'm ever hunted, can I count on my predator to stick his head up my ass?

  • The importance of lube.

  • (sings)...ahand the Circle of Lihife..

  • Guest

    i think they ate the cub too, thats why he was gone. Lions do that you know

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Yeah, probably.

  • Sadly, you're probably right :(

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