It Sucks: What It's Like To Be A Snake In Zero Gravity

July 17, 2014


This is a short video of a snake experiencing zero gravity. It was one of a series of experiments conducted to determine the behavioral responses of amphibians and reptiles to low gravity during parabolic flights. That poor bastard. I mean, MAYBE he's having a good time, but I doubt it. He looks like a floating dog turd. Nothing wants to look like a floating dog turd, even floating dog turds. I bet they all wish they were rainbows.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to lilco, who agrees the coolest thing about zero gravity are all the new sexual positions you can try even if you're out of shape.

  • Andrew Newton

    This isn't zero G - if they pan back there is an Indian man playing his pipe.

  • madtofu12

    geez.. cn it Not uncoil?

  • zin

    Hey, you try walking after suddenly having the world as you know it flipped upside-down. I'm sure that given some time, & PROPER zero-g, I'd learn to coil myself into a spring & launch at your eyes.

  • Scott Campbell

    This summer Samuel L. Jackson yells, "There's MFing snakes of this GD rocketship!" NASA Pictures present "Snake on a Shuttle".

  • Bunni

    its tounge keeps coming out poor thing is is like "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!! SSSS SSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!"

  • Zero G sex seems like a pain in the ass. No leverage, and no gravity to do half the work.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Only if you do anal.

  • zin

    You are each others' leverage. Smacking your head into the pipes turns me on.
    Do astronauts get fleshlights & vibrators for long trips to space?

  • Kevin

    They have little glory holes in the sides of the spacecraft covered by a silicon sheath on the inside and a remote control metal door on the outside. Then they put their wieners on the silicon sheath and then open the door and outer space gives them the beej of a lifetime. Female astronauts use sybians during liftoff and reentry. I'm sure of it.

  • zin

    Well now I want to be an astronaut again.
    All that shaking & vibrating is literally wasted potential energy if they didn't do this.

  • anonymousT

    Ooooo sexual potions eh?

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    The snake must be thinking it was abducted by aliens.

  • Bad Boy Bubby


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  • baal

    Regular aliens or nut scented ones?

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  • Bad Boy Bubby

    fuck your buddy's mother-in-law

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