Iffy: All Ninja Turtle Weapons Forged Into One Unit

July 31, 2014


This is the mashup weapon forged by the folks of Mat At Arms that combined all four ninja turtle weapons: Donatello's bō, Leonardo's ninjato, Raphael's sai, and Michelangelo's nunchaku. The result...is whatever the hell this thing is. A bōjatosaichaku? I dunno, but I can almost say for certain I would brain myself with that sai on a chain dangling from the end while in combat.

Leonardo: Oh shit, here comes the Foot Clan, GW -- cover the rear! GW?!
GW: Help meeeeeeee.
Leonardo: Jesus, your brains are leaking everywhere!
GW: Leonardo -- you know what to do.
Leonardo: Kill Krang so we can jam your brains in his android body?!
GW: Please, there isn't much time. Oh -- and tell Michelangelo to bring some pizza and weed.

Keep going for a video of the build.

Thanks to GSP, who is like GPS, but already lost.

  • zin

    Sword-chucks are superior.

  • the spork of weaponry

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Except that the spork seems more useful than a spoon while this weapon seems less practical than any of the parts in combat.

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