How To: Make Your Own Sad, Homemade Fleshlight

July 18, 2014


This is a picture tutorial of how to make your own homemade Fleshlight male sex toy. All it requires is some starch, a cup, a stick, a microwave, and a refrigerator. But, PROTIP: don't get hasty and try using the thing immediately following the microwave step. That's how embarrassing ER visits happen. Also, when the person in the article states, "I think I'll just stick to the real deal," are they referring to a name-brand Fleshlight or an actual vagina? Because I'm going to go out on a limb and say that, for a person who's really considering making their own homemade Fleshlight, an actual vagina might not be a readily available option.

Thanks to [no name], who was clearly too embarrassed to leave a name for a tip about a homemade Fleshlight. Come on, there's no shame in pleasuring yourself (just as long as you're not in public).

  • branndo

    It dosent work for me I mix all the st
    uff (yes right amounts) and microwave and then I wait for it to solidify and it just goes back to corn starch on bottom and water on top help?

  • cody kohl

    What kind of starch

  • Seth

    This is nice and all, but I prefer the real thing - this thing won't even scream when you punch it.

  • Guest

    fill it with pot and wd40

  • DeathBotGamma

    I'd need a bucket.

  • zin

    This don't work long mang. The "jelly" breaks apart & crumbles rather easily.
    I know because reasons.

  • In moments like these I wish I had a penis.

  • zin

    There are too many things in this world I'd stick in me if I had a vag, & too few things I can stick my peen into if I want to avoid peen-scraping.
    I wouldn't trade my prostate for anything though.

  • Guest

    why? women have it so much easier. just pick up a random stick or animal bone.
    ...or a hair brush, tooth brush (vibrating?) broom handle, ect.ect.ect.
    And you could use this too! just put it in a champagne flute instead of drinking glass and cook it extra solid. didn't actually say you were-only that you didn't have-
    are you a gelding?

    I-I'm so sorry.

  • Bonus score for creativity! But it doesn't seem that...your (hopefully existent) hanky panky partners enjoyed what you were doing...^__^;

  • Guest

    don't lie gw, you found this yourself and wanted to share

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Also it doesn't looks like it would work. I don't really think just starch and water would be strong enough...

  • ButtCheeseMcFartleton

    Have you seen this one before? Easier to make, easier to clean

  • zin

    I still have to buy condoms. Too embarrassing.

  • TyDurd

    Ha! Now THAT is the quintessential 'DIY'.

  • Ollie Williams

    Back in my day we had hands, and we liked it!

  • McGarnagle

    Do you not have hands anymore?

  • David Gabel

    Maybe a hat-wearing Llama ate his hands?

  • baal

    4/3? If you stick something 1 & 1/3 of the way into an object, you'll be out the other side.

  • disqus_75RyYW4Bxv

    it's for men who like to simulate spearing their girlfriend with their penis.

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