Fun For All Ages: Horror Movie Action Figures

July 18, 2014


This is the series of upcoming $10 horror movie action figures being released by Funko as part of their ReAction line. So far the series will include Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Pinhead, Sam, The Crow, Ghostface, and Michael Myers. They're not the most detailed or articulated action figures I've ever seen, but so what? They're still going to be fun to play with in the bathtub. Oh no, Jason is trying to chop down my penis like a tree -- somebody help! Anybody? Wow, seriously Ninja Turtles -- you're just going to stand on the side of the tub and watch? "Screw that, there's a turd in the water." What? Oh God, there is! *splashing frantically* The warm water is just so soothing sometimes you don't even feel it.

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Thanks to Joanne, who agrees the figures should all come with way more accessories.

  • zin

    Action figures. That can't bend their elbows or knees.
    Yeah, nah, these are horror Barbies.

  • Beeronious

    Pinhead is there. All is right with the world.

  • jpiteira

    I'm sad they made a shitty Crow on and not a Hannibal Lecter one :(

  • Bubbubsky

    Ten dollars for those?

  • wedontneednostinkingcharts

    bath time is now fun time!

  • Joey Svitek

    I'm slightly disappointed there's no Leatherface figure.

  • biggs33

    They look a little too happy, like children dressed up for Halloween. Was hoping for something like the 1980's Remco Universal Monsters (or are those goofier than I remember too?):

  • Guess they are kenner size.
    Too small to be played with TMNT or He-Man, GW.

  • MustacheHam

    Some new toys for the folks at Robot Chicken. :D

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    How is the Crow a horror movie character? That said the sam figure is awesome.

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  • Now Freddie can stalk the Crew in the Millenium Falcon.

  • TheOtakuX

    That Jason figure is based on part 3 (his skin isn't rotting, and he doesn't have the crack in the top of the mask) but the image on the card is from part 6 (rotting skin, cracked mask, but the lower portion of the mask isn't exposing part of his mouth/cheek). Plus, the logo is for the first movie, even though Jason wasn't the killer in that, as everone knows, and didn't get the mask until part 3. The Pinhead figure has the part 3 logo, why can't the Jason figure? Lame.

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