Fun For All Ages: Horror Movie Action Figures

July 18, 2014


This is the series of upcoming $10 horror movie action figures being released by Funko as part of their ReAction line. So far the series will include Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Pinhead, Sam, The Crow, Ghostface, and Michael Myers. They're not the most detailed or articulated action figures I've ever seen, but so what? They're still going to be fun to play with in the bathtub. Oh no, Jason is trying to chop down my penis like a tree -- somebody help! Anybody? Wow, seriously Ninja Turtles -- you're just going to stand on the side of the tub and watch? "Screw that, there's a turd in the water." What? Oh God, there is! *splashing frantically* The warm water is just so soothing sometimes you don't even feel it.

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Thanks to Joanne, who agrees the figures should all come with way more accessories.

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