Finally, Some Decent Rainbow Colored Ninja Swords

July 17, 2014


These are the Blades of The Rainbow Ninja sold by ThinkGeek. You can get two short swords for $30, three knives for $30, or all of them for $50. I just ordered zero of each. My blade is the color of the darkest night. For reference, that is a very dark black. But if you ever catch a glimpse in the moonlight you can see it's stained with the blood of countless slain enemies. "That's a yardstick you painted black." IT'S A NINJA BLADE. Now one more word out of you and I'll fill you with ninja stars. "Those soup can lids?" You're worse than playing ninja with my grandma.

Keep going for a shot of a guy with a horse mask on weilding the swords. Also, I own that dino shirt he's wearing.


Thanks to Greggy, who agrees these are the perfect gift for unicorn-loving young daughters.

  • The swords look really cool. I have seen first time any blade giving rainbow effect. I would love to buy one.

  • SomerandomDude

    For Zorro... The Gay Blade

  • Patrick Arnone

    First thing that came to mind was Chrono Trigger! Rainbow edge!



  • Delakando

    .... A gay ninja?

  • Sean Thomas Gill

    I bought these in a shitty Mall store for around 25 bucks, and then the wrapping fell off THE FIRST DAY! Granted, I was using them as machetes in the woods to cut back underbrush, cause I'm fucking Indiana Jones on the weekends, but still! I had to modify them with gaffer's tape. It actually makes them better, I think. But really, stay away from these TERRIBLE TERRIBLE "swords." I bought them to beat them up, so I knew what I was getting into.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    There are some people who make swords for real use and not just as an ornament. And they aren't that expensive (of course not for 25 bucks)

  • Archer

    440 Stainless Steel is not a sword. That is a piece of wallhanging garbage.

  • zin

    Do you know where I can buy an authentic made-to-murder katana made of adamantium & folded a thousand times in a furnace whose flame rivals the sun?

    Also is there such a thing as 420 stainless steel? Shit sounds dope.

  • Archer

    Or maybe just a sword machined out of carbon/tool steel like any decent modern replica is made of. Shit for like $50 you can buy a real fully functional ninja sword that won't shatter like glass the first time you hit something harder than jello.

    There is totally a 420 grade stainless. Used in cutlery and surgical equipment.

  • Altior

    These almost look like they are heat colored. If they are that means they're really brittle XD.

  • Richelle Howes

    Ninja SWORDS? Nah son, Ninja KNIVES XD

  • zin

    I'd be ok with this if it weren't for the bronies that will undoubtedly buy these to larp/cosplay as My Ninja Ponies.

  • MustacheHam

    "Taste the rainbow...IN YOUR HEART!"

  • Frédéric Purenne

    They look way to small, the handle should be large enough to hold with two hands.

  • zin

    Ninja Japaneezu Peepur Bery Smorr

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    They sure are!

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