Expensive Peaches That Come Wearing Fancy Panties

July 31, 2014


Peaches: they look like butts (but taste way better). And what better way to reinforce that imagery than putting fancy little panties on them? Originally created by a fruit vendor in Nanjing, China, a box of nine pantied peaches sell for around $80. That's almost $10 apiece. Am I paying for the peaches or the panties? Also, what am I supposed to do with a bunch of miniature panties after I've eaten the peaces? "Do you have any small pets?" Stop. Just walk to the police station and turn yourself in.

Keep going for a couple more shots of the sexy fruit.



Thanks to dr venkman, who has been selling apples wearing tighty whities for years now with very little growth in business. Damn, I would have thought that was a million dollar idea.

  • Thor

    Is this not the normal for Midguardian fruit eaters?

  • Brian Trepanier

    Do they come because of the fancy panties or because of being eaten?

  • dougfunnay

    its $80 for nine peaches what do you think

  • zin

    Part of a conspiracy to provide underwear to gender-confused shoe-making elves.

  • Looks mighty tasty !

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