Damn, Ninja: Successful Quadruple Target Jump Kick

July 9, 2014

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This is a video of a Korean taekwondo martial artist successfully kicking four separate stacked targets in the air before landing on his feet. Granted it's not the most solid landing I've ever seen, but it's still better than you or I could do. I imagine I would miss all the targets, kick at least two people in the face, and scratch them with my uncut toenails. Eventually, they will develop infections and die. "Whoa, the delayed kill -- very ninja of you, GW!" Huh? Oh, I mean of course, that's exactly what I was going for. I can also kill with a stare -- watch. "Okay that was definitely a crossbow." That was just to weaken him, my stare is what actually finished him off, promise.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Davey, who claims he could hit six targets in the air provided he learned how to levitate.

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