Classic: The Old 'Oops I Accidentally Included A Picture Of My Junk' In A Real Estate Listing

July 25, 2014


This is a shot from a real estate listing for a condo in Austin, Texas, in which the owner "accidentally" included a naked picture of himself standing in one of the home's bathrooms (links to original Gawker article with an NSFW version of picture just in case dongs are your thing). No word if the picture helped sell the unit(!), but I do know I just considered making an offer and I'm not even in the market for a condo in Austin.

Beautiful three story condo located in central Austin, backing up to a wooded greenbelt. This condo had several windows that overlook the gorgeous greenbelt that is full of large trees. The windows have custom plantation shutters. Each story has its own deck as well as its own central air/heat. The condo is also equipped with a central vacuum system.

Weird, no mention of the previous owner's penis. I would have at least tried to work the 'this condo made my penis grow over two inches while I lived here' angle. But that's just me and I'm a natural born salesman. Did I tell you I once sold a Zippo lighter to the devil? "Impressive." Right? Plus it was engraved with 'Jesus is my Lord.'

Thanks to Becca, who agrees you should probably hold off flashing a picture of your junk until you're actually closing on the deal.

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