Assimilating Soda: The Star Trek Borg Cube Mini Fridge

July 31, 2014


This is the Star Trek Borg Cube Fridge available from ThinkGeek ($150). It can hold nine cans of soda plus a little extra and glows green inside and out. Nine cans of soda isn't that many, but the thing is only a foot square so it doesn't take up a lot of room either. You know how many sodas I drink a day? Six. "That's too many. Six 2-liters. "How are you not dead?" Maybe I am. Maybe I'm a GHOSTWRITER. I'm kidding, I'm not, but I did try ghost riding my whip one time and ran over both my legs. I'm gangsta. "No, you're handicapped." In more ways than one.

Keep going for a couple more shots.



  • zatoichi

    Refrig-stance is futile...

  • zin

    Can't wait for the first victim of a serial killer that "assimilates" bodies into these cube-fridges.

    We will call him Borg.

  • the sodas in the borg fridge are 7up of nine´s

  • Frédéric Purenne

    HAHAHAHA!! Yup, those are awesome cans alright!

  • Clampity

    I wanna grab those Bawls and run like hell.

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