This is a video of the new Super Mario Bros speed run record set by speed-runner Blubbler (which doesn't sound like a very speedy name). It takes him all of 4-minutes and 57.69-seconds to run from the moment the timer appears until hitting the axe behind Bowser in world 8-4. That's pretty fast. Could you imagine beating the game that quick when you first played it as a kid? "Congratulations son, but your mom and I aren't getting you another game until Christmas. Maybe next time you'll think about that before speed-running your ass through the last one."
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Thanks to LUKE, who likes to take his time and enjoy video games. Sometime to the point the timer runs out and he dies. Okay now surely there's a happy medium.