You Know I'm Down: Finally, A User-Friendly Web Program For Designing 3-D Printable Dildos

June 11, 2014

Dildo-generator is a "user friendly" (although I struggled to make anything that looked even remotely like somebody would want it inside them) website that allows users to design their own sex toys for 3-D printing. After creating the ideal dimensions for your dildo/buttplug (I suggest something at least a foot and a half tall), you can then have the model 3-D printed in silicon or -- OR -- have a mold printed in plastic instead so you can pour the silicon yourself and set up your own dildo factory in the garage! Oh, honey...don't go out there. I, uh, the lawnmower exploded.

Keep going for a shot of a 3-D printed mold and the resulting silicon dong.

Thanks to lebeeps, who agrees homemade sex toys are often the best sex toys. It's kind of like growing your own fruits and vegetables -- they just taste better.

  • exquisite_dead_guy

    I'm sure that seam will feel nice. There is no reason they couldn't have used a one piece mold for that design.

  • Quillsy

    I was laughing at this on tumblr a week ago mostly because of all the horrifying examples people were creating with the program. I think someone created one that looked like a damn vase LOL.

  • Coolfrode

    3-d your Peen and get the mold, insta- vaa-jayjay

  • Grace Autry-Freeman

    This pleases me...

  • badmatrin

    Let's blend them :) !

  • jeffrey jakubowski

    Looks like my cock-candle making business is going to have easier production soon

  • Geekologie

    I'm with Pwnsauce, i want in on the ground floor of this

  • jeffrey jakubowski

    I think watching one melt would distraught me more now than seeing the guy melt in raiders of the lost ark as a kid

  • Pwnsauce

    Tis an excellent idea sir. When will your IPO be?

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