The Gnome-Eating Garden Kaiju You've Been Waiting For

June 4, 2014


This is the Rampaging Kaiju Garden Gnome available from ThinkGeek ($25). It stands 9-inches tall and is in the middle of eating a bunch of gnomes. Can you believe it can actually hold things in its little arms? That's cute. Still, I'd like to see this thing go head-to-head with a regular sized garden gnome. Who do you think would win? "The kaiju." Really? Because my money is on the flock of plastic flamingos. "You didn't say that was an option." I didn't NOT say it was an option either. "In that case, my money is on me kicking them all over." Not if I brain you with a shovel first.

Keep going for a shot with no background in case you erroneously thought the thing came with grass and mulch and flower.


Thanks to me, who loves gardening so much I grow my own tomatoes and weed.

  • zin

    Screw that, call me when there's a man-eating garden kaiju for sale. Preferably of King Gidora.

  • aldenscott

    "Out of stock." Fucking tease, man...

  • Krista P. Watson

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  • Krista P. Watson

    my buddy's m­ο­ther-in-law Μ­­­­­­а­­­­­­κ­­­­­­℮­­­­­­ѕ $­­­­­­­­­­­65 every հ­­­­­­օ­­­­­­υ­­­­­­r ­ο­n the с­­­­­­օ­­­­­­Μ­­­­­­р­­­­­­υ­­­­­­τ­­­­­­℮­­­­­­r. She has been with­ο­ut W­­­­­­օ­­­­­­r­­­­­­κ f­ο­r 7 Μ­­­­­­օ­­­­­­ո­­­­­­τ­­­­­­հ­­­­­­ѕ but last Μ­­­­­­օ­­­­­­ո­­­­­­τ­­­­­­հ her р­­­­­­а­­­Уment was $­­­­­­­­­­­17650 just W­­­­­­օ­­­­­­r­­­­­­κing ­ο­n the с­­­­­­օ­­­­­­Μ­­­­­­р­­­­­­υ­­­­­­τ­­­­­­℮­­­­­­r f­ο­r a Ϝ­­­­­­℮­­­­­­W հ­­­­­­օ­­­­­­υ­­­­­­rs. try this ѕ­­­­­­і­­­­­­τ­­­­­­℮,

  • jhc

    Good, then that cunt can buy almost 3 of these after an hour's work.

  • zin

    Flag comment, do not reply, do not vote, do not collect $200.

  • jhc

    eat shit

  • zin


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