This is the Rampaging Kaiju Garden Gnome available from ThinkGeek ($25). It stands 9-inches tall and is in the middle of eating a bunch of gnomes. Can you believe it can actually hold things in its little arms? That's cute. Still, I'd like to see this thing go head-to-head with a regular sized garden gnome. Who do you think would win? "The kaiju." Really? Because my money is on the flock of plastic flamingos. "You didn't say that was an option." I didn't NOT say it was an option either. "In that case, my money is on me kicking them all over." Not if I brain you with a shovel first.
Keep going for a shot with no background in case you erroneously thought the thing came with grass and mulch and flower.
Thanks to me, who loves gardening so much I grow my own tomatoes and weed.